The difference between sex, super sex and love.

Girl asks her mother: What is sex?
Mother: Sex is when you stop a car driven by a man who offers you a meal in a restaurant, and then you spend some time with him in the hotel room, have sex with him once, and then each one go on their way and you have a hundred dollars bill extra in your pocket.
The girl then asks her mother: What is Super Sex?
Mother: Super sex is when you stop a limousine driven by Chauffeur and a stylish man is sitting in the back who takes you to a luxurious villa, gives you a scrumptious meal with distinctive Caviar...and then you spend the night together in bed and engage in sex more than once, and then you part with an envelope containing a thousand dollars in your pocket.
And then the girl asks her mother: What is love?
Mother: Love is a lie invented by men so that they can have sex with you for free.

Confession of a Terminal Junkie