Don't mess with the dentist
- The other day, a bloke went to a Dentist's office to have a tooth pulled. The Dentist took out a freezing needle to give him a shot.
- Patient: No way"! No needles! "I hate needles.
- The Dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man immediately objected.
- Patient: I can't do the gas thing either; the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me
- Dentist: Any objection with taking pills?
- Patient: No Objection. I am fine with pills
- Dentist: Here is a Viagra tablet
- Patient: Wow! I didn't know Viagra works as a pain killer
- Dentist: It doesn't. But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth
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