Confession of a Terminal Junkie

A collection of all things I gather from the web

Don't mess with the dentist

  • The other day, a bloke went to a Dentist's office to have a tooth pulled. The Dentist took out a freezing needle to give him a shot.
  • Patient: No way"! No needles! "I hate needles.
  • The Dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man immediately objected.
  • Patient: I can't do the gas thing either; the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me
  • Dentist: Any objection with taking pills?
  • Patient: No Objection. I am fine with pills
  • Dentist: Here is a Viagra tablet
  • Patient: Wow! I didn't know Viagra works as a pain killer
  • Dentist: It doesn't. But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth
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