February 2012
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“Life is short, live it. Love is rare, grab it. Anger is bad, dump it. Fear is...”
– Unknown
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“The best thinking has been done in solitude. The worst has been done in turmoil.”
– Thomas Edison
Apple's China Trademark Fight: So This is What... →
(via Instapaper)
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Amazon quarter profit $177m vs. Apple daily profit... →
Dear Amazon, I think you are wasting your time
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“It’s called mind over matter. If we don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
– Room; A Novel by Emma Donoghue
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The USB Memory Stick Is Facing Extinction →
First, it was floppy disk, then came CD and DVDs, and now is USB stick’s turn. Welcome to the cloud.
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“Price is rarely the most important thing, A cheap product might sell some units...”
– Apple CEO Tim Cook On Cheap iPad Knockoffs
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The Way
Man: Have you ever walked the Camino Señora?
Woman: Never. When I was young, I was too busy, and now that I'm older, I'm too tired.
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“The things you own ends up owning you”
– Tyler Durden
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The difference between sex, super sex and love.
Girl asks her mother: What is sex?
Mother: Sex is when you stop a car driven by a man who offers you a meal in a restaurant, and then you spend some time with him in the hotel room, have sex with him once, and then each one go on their way and you have a hundred dollars bill extra in your pocket.
The girl then asks her mother: What is Super Sex?
Mother: Super sex is when you stop a limousine driven by Chauffeur and a stylish man is sitting in the back who takes you to a luxurious villa, gives you a scrumptious meal with distinctive Caviar...and then you spend the night together in bed and engage in sex more than once, and then you part with an envelope containing a thousand dollars in your pocket.
And then the girl asks her mother: What is love?
Mother: Love is a lie invented by men so that they can have sex with you for free.
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Don't mess with the dentist
The other day, a bloke went to a Dentist's office to have a tooth pulled. The Dentist took out a freezing needle to give him a shot.
Patient: No way"! No needles! "I hate needles.
The Dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man immediately objected.
Patient: I can't do the gas thing either; the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me
Dentist: Any objection with taking pills?
Patient: No Objection. I am fine with pills
Dentist: Here is a Viagra tablet
Patient: Wow! I didn't know Viagra works as a pain killer
Dentist: It doesn't. But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth
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“You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the...”
– Harvey Dent
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“You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the...”
– Joseph E. Levine (via noleadersplease)
So true
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